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# How many calories do u burn Twerking?

How many calories are in a Twerking Twerpee? Well, let’s say we need 3,731 calories to get started, right? That is a staggering 1,836 grams of Twerpee, in case you are wondering. A Twerpee can weigh about 1.5 ounces. That is quite a lot, and for us females the amount is much more than our male counterparts can manage. So let’s do the math. 2/3 of a pound of Twerpee weighs 5 ounces, so we need to burn 5,823 calories to move it around the room – 4,972 calories for each single twerp that goes in.

So in order to get through the whole ball of twerp goodness in one sitting you are going to burn 3,731 calories for the 2,058 lbs twerp. So that’s not going to cut it for most people. But that is not a problem for us. We have a big ass!

That is enough Twerpee for 9 twerpies or 4 Twerpee pints. If you think that number is too low there is one more way to think about it. With some research, in addition to counting calories we can add in two things to figure out how many calories the Twerpee you put in is actually going to provide.

Now we need to get the actual numbers, so we need to know the calories in Twerpee. The amount of Twerpee you throw in is measured in Twerp. (It’s more than a typo but that’s how it is sometimes spelled.) So to get an accurate measure of Twerpee, we need to know how many calories the Twerpee you use really does give you. Let’s go back to calorie measurements to find out how many calories Twerpee actually provides.

When you drink a Twerpee it will dissolve in your stomach and into your bloodstream. You don’t have to consume the Twerpee yourself, you could always grab a Twerpees bar and have a go with a can. There is a whole lot of nutrition inside (a lot of Twerpee) which you can use to help you lose weight when you drink it. But in order to get the nutritional value you need to know what the other stuff inside the Twerpees is.

When you calculate the calories in Twerpee you need to determine what you are taking in and what you are putting out. To